January 2010
48 posts
let it be known.
I give the best fucking massages ever, allegedly. Like they are apparently god sense if people comply with my demands and talk to me during it.
BUT, no one ever gives me a massage and I am aching. I have grown an inch since September I think and my joints just start hurting sometimes but, nooo don’t give him a massage. Fuckers.
I think I’m just over 6’ but 6’1 in my...
I JUST WANT TO EVEN HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE. IS...
I dont know
sometimes, when I come on Tumblr and read this stuff it just feels right. Like I fit here looking at these pictures talking about this shit. I don’t know if it’s just like therapy for me or the ‘real’ me coming through.
I’d just like to sit at my desk forever. I feel older, and for self-assured.
And no one asks me hourly ‘Are you gay?’ with mock to dead...
the definition of gay
In order to solve my ‘self-crisis’ (I call it that because it really doesn’t bother me at all.) I’ve come to realization I need to figure out what being gay is. Is it simply lolling over the good looks of the Jonas Brothers, is it going to extrabigdicks at 2 AM and masturbating to those videos, or is it ultimately defined be your willingness to not only be with a man but...
So I was watching JONAS
cause it’s actually really funny to watch especially Joe and Kevin.
So Joe was wearing this ridiculous outfit (lime. green. pants.) and I noticed quite the fabric pull in the crotch area. It was rather noticeable and I was dying a little bit. Oh, the Jonas Brothers. GUILTY PLEASURE.
AND. more bueno news.
I always thought getting your braces off really hurt. Not the actual process (though people always described it kind of gruesomely) but the afterwards. Like when I would tell people about getting braces put on I would say:
It doesn’t hurt! until 3 hours later. Then it felt like my teeth were going to fall out of my mouth.
But Yahoo! Answers tells me that it doesn’t hurt at all so...
just saw that getting my braces off takes place at...
this is probably one of three times in the last four and a half years that I have had an orthodontist appointment during school hours.
wish I was joking.
2nd class friend.
I have a friend A and she and I actually have a funny story.
When I was in 8th grade we shared a science class and due to a kid leaving the class both of us sat alone. (I’m the end of the alphabet so I got a table to myself) And since her table was in the back the teacher graciously asked if she’d like to sit with me since mine was closer to the front. she looks at me. say: ‘no...
“When a good person dies there should be an impact on the world. Someone should...”
– Cameron, “House”
I CAN TASTE IT.
So I love Harry Potter and have wanted to go to a conference for 2 years and last year my mom said we would go to one in Boston but she completely fucked with me for 6 months and ended up telling me we couldn’t go.
Theres one this summer and I’ve been saving money since last May for it and I have 700 saved up. The conference is in Orlando at THE MOTHER FUCKING THEME PARK but, I am...
Wow. This is happening.
So. I’ve had braces for 4 and a half year.
Not kidding. I was initially told 2 years cause I had terrible teeth and had had a full mouth pallet expander before that. Then after 2 years I was told I needed rubber bands. Then after a year of that I was told I need speech pathology to fix a swallowing problem. That was such a fun experience and I miss my pathologist cause our last session was...
I am tired.
And not the tired of the entire world and you all tired. which I am halfway to feeling. just the general exhaustion. I am dreading tomorrow. I need a better word than dread since it’s not enough.
grafith. I am grafith about tomorrow.
grafith: undeniable, irrepressible, mind numbingly dreadful
YEAH I MADE UP A WORD.
WANNA FIGHT.
THEN MAKE OUT?
and why was that upside down. fixing now.
STORY: BY BSCHH
susceptible:
bschh:
it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like so i was like and he was like so i was like . i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana. ~~~~~~~~~ 1 hour later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i finnally got to school and was like and i...
Sleeping in just a jock strap is so fufilling.
Got home at 3.
Improved my fort till 5.
Dad called asking if I wanted to go to a movie later at 5:30.
Fell asleep in fort till 7:30.
Woke up, went to parent’s room, and slept there till 11:30.
Why not my bed you ask? Because my bed is for sleeping, not napping.
AND NOW IT’S 6 AM. I HAVENT BEEN UP THIS EARLY/LATE SINCE THE SUMMER.
And I loved it cause the sun was up and, I don’t wanna...
Gosssssip.
cause using letters in the past confused me so bad heres a break down of people:
dan = known atheist, most likely gay, bit eccentric
john = cool guy, suspended for drinking, cute, has a girlfriend
tim/ryan = my friends who are informants
SO, we were in Art before Christmas and the subject of Dan being gay came up for the umpteenth time so I asked the douchebags at my table who told them and...
Everyones favorite class: gym.
SO, we were in Gym today and there’s a some WONDERFUL gossip going around I might’ve already shared so if I have I’ll expand later and if I haven’t I’ll give the whole story. Trust me: it’s gold.
Anyways, it was after gym and we were in the lockerroom (that just sounds dirty) and I did nothing so I wasn’t gonna shower. I took my glasses off but...
flighty.
Love, that passing flight of companions of mine but not my own
Stoic waits and tired goes abstaining the call of amour.
fore messages of hope across the cliffs of monasticism
calls from partners twine scorn us backwards in dread
That day of passion arriving too slow a pace and the
want, the need, desire dries out of the soul.
For when it arrives a body for loving but
not to ever be in love....
I went through 60 pages without noticing.
I was singing Taylor Swift the whole time. Another artist I can confidently song.
It's so bad it's good.
I read this great story on LPSG about this boy with a 14 inch dick. (In all my fantasies it’s 9+ because for some reason anything less isn’t that big. It’s weird.) And the story reminded me at some point of this boy J who I live in the same town as but just became friends with this year cause we have 6 classes together. I don’t know there was just this one little passing...
Heard 'em Say on repeat forever.
Kanye West
Adam Levine
Oh, there just has to be a God if this is possible.
I feel like writing. But nothing important so here...
This is a very loose idea of one of the last scenes in my grand ‘story’ will be. Chris is the main character and Sam is his best friend. No, they’re not in love.
Chris felt like he on top of the world. The view down the cliffs and across the town never seemed so plainly beautiful. The sun was up over the sea and the wind was waving the tall grass all around him and on the hills...
i was just thinkin'...
ididntmeantoturnyouon:
i was born on July 19th.
my mom’s birthday is on October 17th.
it takes approx. 9 months for a baby to be born.
October-July is 9 months.
i was totally conceived while my momma was gettin’ some birthday sex.
Oh my god. I never put that together. I’m a October-July too. FFFFFFFUUUUUUU-
